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Can People PLEASE Learn to Drive?

I am an East Coast driver living in the Midwest. This causes many issues when I take the to road. First I like to drive over the speed limit. I was taught that the posted MPH is just a recommendation. Sure it would be nice if I drove 40 MPH, but how about I just go 50 MPH instead and we call it even? I do tow the line in school zones and neighborhoods, I am not a total asshole. The issue is when I am on 4 lane highways and the posted speed limit is below what a person with a walker could clock. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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My Shitty Labor Day Weekend

Ahhh...Labor Day when Americans kick back and enjoy a three day weekend to honor the working man/woman. However this year Labor Day weekend was less kicking back, and more kicking myself (and others) thanks to two major Shitastrophy's and one slight … [Read More Of This Shit]

Police Brutality

High School Story App asks about Police Brutality

My 9 year old was playing on the iPad the other night. She was busy planning a party on one of her favorite App's called High School Story. It is rated for 9+ and here is the description from the High School Story© website (you can click here and … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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LearnHowToDrive

Can People PLEASE Learn to Drive?

I am an East Coast driver living in the Midwest. This causes many issues when I take the to road. First I like to drive over the speed limit. I was taught that the posted MPH is just a recommendation. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Finding Purse

Finding a Purse is Like Finding the G Spot

Every year, or two (lately three), I undertake a massive search. It is like the Charlie Brown Great Pumpkin...If I believe in it enough it will come. It is time to find a new purse.This should be … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day of … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Can We Stop Making Women Bitches in TV?

Dear TV Show Writers,Would it fucking kill you all to please stop the stereotypical wife that sighs when her husband has to go to work. PLEASE. You all feel hell bent on perpetuating this belief … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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30 Thoughts on Autism

My son was diagnosed in April of 2014 with Autism. We already knew but now he is official, it's like he got the Good Housekeeping Seal of Autism Approval. Yay us.Since coming out with our exciting … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Best Vibrator

Here is the Best Vibrator

When I turned 37 I had a bit of a midlife crisis. I took stock of things in my life and decided that some shit needed to have an extra dose of spice added to it - enter the bedroom. As in sex. As in I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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How to Tailgate in 12 Steps

The football season is upon us and with it comes the almighty tailgate. You really can't have one without the other. I live in College Football heaven - the land of the Fighting Irish. This makes me … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Robin Savage – Stand Up and Be a Lady

Hello there peeps! Today I want to introduce you to the very funny lady...Robin Savage. She is a stand up comic that has the ability to do full routines in front of nudist colonies and keep her … [Read More Of This Shit...]