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Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day of birth. Nope I say bring that fucker on. My whole family has to be nice to me and I get to slack off on shit all because I was born. Also I have family members that still send me cash! It's like Christmas, but in September. Summer is awesome don't get me wrong but fall means there is no school … [Read More Of This Shit...]

For the record I sit on the couch...

A Visit with my Psychologist

Today I am headed to my psychologist. I don't write a lot about my therapy stuff because seriously who wants to know that I am certifiable? Ok, well maybe a few of you want to know. I can best be described as moody, but probably a more accurate description is that I am a royal pain in the ass. I don't think that's an official diagnosis in the DSM-V but it really should be. I've discussed before how I have ADD and suffer from panic attacks - YAY me! Lately stress has been doing a whopper on me … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, or ask a question that leaves me thinking..."Where did I go wrong?"Over a week this summer I tracked the insane things I have to say to my 12 year old child, yes that's twelve, not two. Sometimes I think I really am raising a two year old, or a dog.What are you chewing on the seat belt? … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day … [Read More Of This Shit...]

For the record I sit on the couch...

A Visit with my Psychologist

Today I am headed to my psychologist. I don't write a lot about my therapy stuff because seriously who wants to know that I am certifiable? Ok, well maybe a few of you want to know. I can best be … [Read More Of This Shit...]

2917325 - a mother pulls the headphone off of her son to tell him something

Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Box of Guilt

When A Gift is More Than You Expect

 My mother is going through a bit of nesting since my father's recent passing. She has begun working her way through 50 years of belongings and realizing she probably doesn't need them … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Exercise disaster

My Zumba Debacle, Never Again

I have a love - hate relationship with my body, and currently it's heavy on the hate. I've topped the scales at my highest weight ever and I am not happy about it. Part of it is due to medication … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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What I really Wanted to Say When The Woman Apologized for My Son’s Autism

The other day I was stuck in line next to what appeared to be a lovely older woman about my mom's age. She wore her wispy ginger colored hair in a bob, not from style but more from resignation. We … [Read More Of This Shit...]

When Are Your Kids Ready to Stay Home Alone?

Is it Safe to Leave Your Kid Home Alone?

My son is  just one month shy of being 13 years old. He is going into 7th grade, stands about an inch (shhhhh...) taller than me at 5'6" and 190 pounds. He's not a tiny guy. We use to call him Baby … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Black Band

How Youth Sports Can Help Stem the Violence In America

As a mother I am saddened by what our country and world is turning into. We spend so much time discussing how we can't understand the hatred Terrorists have for us, only to have the same hatred for … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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2917325 - a mother pulls the headphone off of her son to tell him something

Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, or ask a question that leaves me thinking..."Where … [Read More Of This Shit]

Exercise disaster

My Zumba Debacle, Never Again

I have a love - hate relationship with my body, and currently it's heavy on the hate. I've topped the scales at my highest weight ever and I am not happy about it. Part of it is due to medication changes, fucking pills, and the other part is due to … [Read More Of This Shit]

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