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Stupid 4th of July Injuries

The United States loves their holidays - and the 4th of July is one of the biggest of them all. The weather is good, the food is overabundant, parades are everywhere, and the alcohol flows like the Colorado River rapids...fast and cool. Stupidity also runs rampant during this annual celebration of the United States independence.Every year there are countless stories and warnings about injuries that individuals have sustained during their quest to pack as much fun into the 4th as possible. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Jersey Girl

21 Ways I’m a Jersey Girl, Are You?

New Jersey is the Madonna of the ‘New’ states no proceeding identifier is needed. It is just ‘Jersey’ to all who live or have lived there. The state gets a bad wrap, thanks to the stereotypes perpetuated on the Real House Wives of New Jersey or the Soprano’s. Many are true to a slight degree, but all are grossly exaggerated for the benefit of Hollywood.There are so many wonderful things about Jersey that is lost in the shuffle. You always know where you stand with a person from Jersey, for … [Read More Of This Shit...]

This One Time at Sea Camp

So This One Time at Kid’s Sea Camp

So this one time at Sea Camp...Last week I was at Kid's Sea Camp in Bonaire, a Caribbean island located off the coast of Venezuela near Aruba and Curaçao. I traveled way south to go scuba diving with my son. (If your knew here read this I'm Going Scuba Diving With My Son, Lord Help Me). I had first discovered Kid's Sea Camp about five weeks ago and quickly threw together a trip. Yes, I realize how pretentious that sounds.Any who...we were off for a week of camp for him and me!I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Stupid4thJuly

Stupid 4th of July Injuries

The United States loves their holidays - and the 4th of July is one of the biggest of them all. The weather is good, the food is overabundant, parades are everywhere, and the alcohol flows like the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Jersey Girl

21 Ways I’m a Jersey Girl, Are You?

New Jersey is the Madonna of the ‘New’ states no proceeding identifier is needed. It is just ‘Jersey’ to all who live or have lived there. The state gets a bad wrap, thanks to the stereotypes … [Read More Of This Shit...]

This One Time at Sea Camp

So This One Time at Kid’s Sea Camp

So this one time at Sea Camp...Last week I was at Kid's Sea Camp in Bonaire, a Caribbean island located off the coast of Venezuela near Aruba and Curaçao. I traveled way south to go scuba diving … [Read More Of This Shit...]

PoolMomFails

Pool Mom Fail

I live in the Midwest where there is no gradual change to pool time. One week it is 30 degrees and a week later you are trying to decide if it really is ok to put the A/C on even though your bedroom … [Read More Of This Shit...]

FathersDay

It Took A Heart Transplant to Hear the Words Every Child Wants to Hear

My father is a man that says very little, but his thoughts are well known. He has always been short with words, but loud in looks. When I was in high school I was arrested for underage drinking. My … [Read More Of This Shit...]

2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

Every year I am flabbergasted at the names people pick for their children. There should be some thought put into this important moniker your child will have associated with him for their entire lives. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Injectables

Injectables for Ladies Lower Lips

In the quest for youth women love to inject shit into their bodies. Throughout the world there are foreheads refusing to move at a hysterical joke, lips that mimic a fish, boobs that could suffocate a … [Read More Of This Shit...]

BlogU

BlogU Rocked and My WTF Moment

Every year I try to attend at least one conference where I will hone my skill of writing, and network with others in the same genre. This year I attended an amazing conference called BlogU - short for … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

Every year I am flabbergasted at the names people pick for their children. There should be some thought put into this important moniker your child will have associated with him for their entire lives. This should not be a knee jerk reaction, after … [Read More Of This Shit]

HoevsHo

The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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PoolMomFails

Pool Mom Fail

I live in the Midwest where there is no gradual change to pool time. One week it is 30 degrees and a week later you are trying to decide if it really is ok to put the A/C on even though your bedroom is 82 degrees. As a result pool season kinda sneaks … [Read More Of This Shit]

2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

Every year I am flabbergasted at the names people pick for their children. There should be some thought put into this important moniker your child will have associated with him for their entire lives. This should not be a knee jerk reaction, after … [Read More Of This Shit]

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