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A Letter to Bra Designers

Dearest Bra Designers,I think we have reached the point in our relationship I can be honest with you. You've been there through weight gain, weight loss, pregnancy, nursing, dating and marriage. You really have been a big supporter in my life.However, like all good relationships I have noticed some issues that need to be addressed. You seem to have the inflated belief women want their breasts to be resting on false pretenses. Simply put, there is an overabundance of padding in your bras. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Shitastrophy of Epic Proportions

It was our son's 7th birthday and after a special morning event we treated him to breakfast. The restaurant was packed. We placed our order with our waitress and I excused myself to the restroom. That was when the most horrific, horrible, grotesque … [Read More Of This Shit]

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I Just Still Want to Pee Alone Book Cover Reveal

A few weeks ago I announced some awesome news with the help of my beloved pup Bear - I'm sure you all remember and were beyond thrilled about it. But just in case you missed it I can now officially roll out my announcement along with the cover of the … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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A Letter to Bra Designers

Dearest Bra Designers,I think we have reached the point in our relationship I can be honest with you. You've been there through weight gain, weight loss, pregnancy, nursing, dating and marriage. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Holy Hell Am I In a Funk

I have a confession to make.I've reached the point. I'm done. Fried. Toast. Put a fork in me.There are not enough phrases to capture my current mental state. I should be funny, and laughing, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Dear Shitty Shapewear

Dear Shitty Shapewear,We had an agreement and you aren't holding up, or in, your side of it. You are my go to for tightening, shaping, holding, smoothing. I know I have put on a few pounds but you … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Bad & Ugly of Road Tripping With Kids

I got the crazy idea to drive twelve hours with my kids and husband to visit my parents for Easter four days before the actual trip. Yes, clearly I am an awesome planner. I checked plane tickets but … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Surviving Mental Illness Through Humor Book is HERE

A year ago I wrote a post about my own personal struggles with panic attacks. I had never spoken publicly about the issues I have and how they have impacted me. I thought I had been doing a great job … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Enough With the F*cking Snack Bags!

This post will undoubtedly get me on some 'She Never Should Have Had Kids' list but truthfully I don't give a fuck. Something needs to be said, and I am more than happy to be the one to say it. And … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – The BOOK

Do you like to laugh? Do you like to know you are not alone in the daily grind that is motherhood? Do you like to read something and think well shit, my kids/family could have it way worse - they … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Oh You’re Not Dying, You’re Just Old!

A few years ago my period went from being a hiccup to a force to reckon with. I had always had a regular and light period, and then all of a sudden it changed. I was caught off guard numerous times, … [Read More Of This Shit...]