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Running on Empty

Running on Empty

I've been known to judge people, I know this is shocking. I don't judge everyone, but there are certain groups of people that fit into my judgyMcjudgerson criteria - people who run out of gas are prime contenders. I seriously have questioned how the fuck that happens? I try to give a pass to those that have an older car thinking that possibly their gas gauges are broke, but your run of the mill car that has run out of gas is mind boggling to me. I even have a family member who ran out of gas … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Ahole Neighbors

My A**hole Neighbors Strike Again

Some shit in my life I can't even make up if I tried. The house next door to me has a long running history of assholes living there. There have been three home owners in the last fifteen years and all have had their fair share of dick moves. I think the house is just destined to be inhabited by jerks. So I suppose I shouldn't be surprised when yet again I am reminded that I have asshole neighbors.A few weeks ago it was very windy, like 50 MPH wind gusts. Our fence is broke, of course, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GI Film Festival

My Amazing Discovery At the GI Film Festival

Last night I drugged myself up with over-the-counter cold meds and headed to the GI Film Festival Cinematic Salute at our local movie theater. The day started out with a raging headache that was complimented with the feeling a small elephant had camped out on my chest. I had slept very little, felt physically horrible, and was also pretty sure I was winning at being a horrible mother.The day before had started my slight decline. I had planned on going to the Antique Auctions with my son, but … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Running on Empty

Running on Empty

I've been known to judge people, I know this is shocking. I don't judge everyone, but there are certain groups of people that fit into my judgyMcjudgerson criteria - people who run out of gas are … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Ahole Neighbors

My A**hole Neighbors Strike Again

Some shit in my life I can't even make up if I tried. The house next door to me has a long running history of assholes living there. There have been three home owners in the last fifteen years and all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GI Film Festival

My Amazing Discovery At the GI Film Festival

Last night I drugged myself up with over-the-counter cold meds and headed to the GI Film Festival Cinematic Salute at our local movie theater. The day started out with a raging headache that was … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Hows The Diet Going

So How’s the Diet Going?

I started dieting about 6 weeks ago. I was gonna live on asparagus and salad with a side of chicken, hold the cheese, butter, sauce, and flavor for the rest of my life. Actually I was doing quite … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Dad and Kids

The Eulogy of My Father

My apologies for my recent absences. My father had become grievously ill and subsequently passed away. It was not a total surprise, considering the man's life has been on the line many many times, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

New Jersey State Troopers - The Shitastrophy

HOLY SHIT New Jersey State Police, REALLY?!

My Shitastrophy's are not limited by state lines. Recently I traveled home to New Jersey from my quaint life in the Midwest to visit my ailing father. Within one hour of my arrival I was literally … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Letter to Candidate - The Shitastrophy

A Letter to the Political Candidate

Dear Political Candidate,It appears you have invested more in our relationship than I have invested in you, and it needs to stop. I've had enough of your 'needing' or 'wanting' me. Seriously just … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Winning Isn't Everything

Winning Isn’t Everything

When my children first began playing sports I naturally assumed they would be the best. However, the reality was much different.Growing up I was a top athlete without even trying. I ran … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

HoevsHo

The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Hows The Diet Going

So How’s the Diet Going?

I started dieting about 6 weeks ago. I was gonna live on asparagus and salad with a side of chicken, hold the cheese, butter, sauce, and flavor for the rest of my life. Actually I was doing quite well, then shit hit the fan and there was a family … [Read More Of This Shit]

New Jersey State Troopers - The Shitastrophy

HOLY SHIT New Jersey State Police, REALLY?!

My Shitastrophy's are not limited by state lines. Recently I traveled home to New Jersey from my quaint life in the Midwest to visit my ailing father. Within one hour of my arrival I was literally pulled from my tranquil Midwestern state to a slap in … [Read More Of This Shit]

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