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May you Bitch!

Ahhhh May, so much goes on during the month of May. The flowers bloom and my son’s allergies explode rendering him an 80 year old man. The last nine months have both crawled and flown by, my sanity is in question, and the reality of summer looms large.By May I have abandoned trying to make good lunches for my kids, now I throw any shit in the kids lunch boxes. I can't even be bothered, every day is a repeat of the day before and I have hit my threshold of being told, "No sandwiches, nothing … [Read More Of This Shit...]

SummerHell

My Summer in Numbers

Summers Coming! Summers Coming! Growing up this meant long days at the beach playing running bases, hide and seek, and truth or dare. It meant swimming, sunning, and playing. If it was cloudy or windy we still went to the beach and, as long as it wasn't lightning, and we stayed all day until dinner time. It was great. I never complained to my mother, it would have been a waste of air. We were expected to make our own fun.As a parent Summers Coming! Summers Coming! Means something entirely … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Solo Trip to Dominica 3

Final Recap, The Boiling Lake Hike

And finally, what you have all been waiting for...the recap of the hike to Boiling Lake! Pull up your chairs, it's a long one - but worth it.When I signed up for the hike the woman at the concierge desk repeatedly told me it was difficult. I guess looking at me in my flip flops and swim suit made her a non-believer. I assured her I was ready and that this was the WHOLE reason I was there. She nodded, but I think secretly she was thinking, "You are so fucked."I met my guide the next … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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May You Bitch

May you Bitch!

Ahhhh May, so much goes on during the month of May. The flowers bloom and my son’s allergies explode rendering him an 80 year old man. The last nine months have both crawled and flown by, my sanity is … [Read More Of This Shit...]

SummerHell

My Summer in Numbers

Summers Coming! Summers Coming! Growing up this meant long days at the beach playing running bases, hide and seek, and truth or dare. It meant swimming, sunning, and playing. If it was cloudy or windy … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Solo Trip to Dominica 3

Final Recap, The Boiling Lake Hike

And finally, what you have all been waiting for...the recap of the hike to Boiling Lake! Pull up your chairs, it's a long one - but worth it.When I signed up for the hike the woman at the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Solo Trip II

My Solo Trip to Dominica, Part II

I recently went on a solo 'Walkabout' to the Caribbean to find my sanity by undertaking a hike to the Boiling Lake in Dominica. I found a little of my mind, and also a lot other shit. In my first post … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Solo Trip to Dominica Part I

My Solo Trip to Dominica, Part I

I just got back from my 'Walkabout' - if you missed where and why I suggest you read my post Holy Hell I'm In A Funk. Basically my life had beat me down to the point of no return. In order to regain … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GCanyon Hiking

What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 3

This is part III in my trilogy of 'What the Hell Was I thinking?' where I detail the hell of training to hike the Grand Canyon in one day. I highly recommend reading the first two parts of … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GCanyon Hiking

What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 2

This is a multi-part series because this much ridiculousness can not be completed in one post. I highly recommend you read Grand Canyon Hiking Disaster Part 1, if you haven't already.In an effort … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GCanyon Hiking

What The Hell Was I Thinking? Part 1

 I use to be a lot of things (get your mind out of the gutter I am not talking about those things).  I use to be able to eat anything and not gain a pound, I use to be able to stay up all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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GCanyon Hiking

What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 3

This is part III in my trilogy of 'What the Hell Was I thinking?' where I detail the hell of training to hike the Grand Canyon in one day. I highly recommend reading the first two parts of ridiculousness, if for no other reason than to feel better … [Read More Of This Shit]

GCanyon Hiking

What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 2

This is a multi-part series because this much ridiculousness can not be completed in one post. I highly recommend you read Grand Canyon Hiking Disaster Part 1, if you haven't already.In an effort to get in shape one year I foolishly committed to … [Read More Of This Shit]

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