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Shit Happens at White House Black Market

Shit happens to me on a somewhat regular basis. Just the other day, I needed to partake in some retail therapy so I headed to my favorite store, White House Black Market. Typically I don't shop, like ever, and when I do it is because I have an event which lures me into the store. So you can imagine how pissed I was that I was surpassing my beloved nap for a clothing store.I entered the great WHBM and casually scanned the room. I didn't really need jeans, and I wasn't going anywhere that … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Penny for Your Thoughts?

The other day while wasting time/avoiding doing any actual work I was scrolling through Facebook and came across the most adorable, the sweetest looking little puppy - and I was smitten. My good friend is an amazing lady that fosters dogs in her home and she had posted a picture of Penny, a 15 week Bernadoodle in need of a forever family. Just in case you aren't sure that is a cross of a Bernese Mountain Dog (OMG MY FAVORITE DOG) and a Poodle. Penny looked all shaggy poodle, and she had the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Autism Diagnosis

Our Son’s Journey to an Autism Diagnosis

In the last week I have had two separate conversations about our son Jacob's Autism diagnosis. I have decided to share our journey in hopes it helps other parents who are currently undergoing the same voyage. You are not alone, and you will come out of this storm a better parent and person, I promise.My son Jacob was first flagged at three years old. His preschool sent home a note that they wanted to meet with us. I assumed, naively, that it was because he was so advanced. He had an amazing … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Shit Happens at White House Black Market

Shit happens to me on a somewhat regular basis. Just the other day, I needed to partake in some retail therapy so I headed to my favorite store, White House Black Market. Typically I don't shop, like … [Read More Of This Shit...]

penny

Penny for Your Thoughts?

The other day while wasting time/avoiding doing any actual work I was scrolling through Facebook and came across the most adorable, the sweetest looking little puppy - and I was smitten. My good … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Autism Diagnosis

Our Son’s Journey to an Autism Diagnosis

In the last week I have had two separate conversations about our son Jacob's Autism diagnosis. I have decided to share our journey in hopes it helps other parents who are currently undergoing the same … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Dorito As the Holy Trinity, Or Not

The other day we were driving home from some kid activity when my daughter announced with gusto from the backseat of the car, "I GOT IT!", while shoveling handfuls of Doritos in her mouth. (I'm all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Visit with my Psychologist

Today I am headed to my psychologist. I don't write a lot about my therapy stuff because seriously who wants to know that I am certifiable? Ok, well maybe a few of you want to know. I can best be … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Box of Guilt

When A Gift is More Than You Expect

 My mother is going through a bit of nesting since my father's recent passing. She has begun working her way through 50 years of belongings and realizing she probably doesn't need them … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day of birth. Nope I say bring that fucker on. My whole … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, or ask a question that leaves me thinking..."Where … [Read More Of This Shit]

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