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Panic

The Moment the Panic Began

We all use to be something, use to be able to do something, and then it changed. Most of the times it is a gradual shift and you don't recognize the exact moment it changed. And other times you know right down to the second. You can transport yourself to that event without even blinking your eyes. I was 26 years old and a supervisor of 20 male truck drivers. I was young and naive, but stubborn and proud. I learned the DOT regulations, I memorized and understood the union contract, I spent … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Why Shopping-11

Why Shopping Sucks

Recently I went to the mall in search of one thing - a pair of black pants. I tried on at least 25 pairs of black pants before I settled on a pair. The fact that I have five pairs of black pants in my closet and needed another pair (they all shrank) … [Read More Of This Shit]

RonaldMcDonaldretire

Time for Ronald McDonald to Retire

I was watching TV with the 8yo when the newest McDonald's commercial graced us. I couldn't help but mention that Ronald McDonald was a little scary. My lovely child looked at me and said, "Actually Mom he is a total freak and needs to go away." … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Why Shopping-11

Why Shopping Sucks

Recently I went to the mall in search of one thing - a pair of black pants. I tried on at least 25 pairs of black pants before I settled on a pair. The fact that I have five pairs of black pants in my closet and needed another pair (they all shrank) … [Read More Of This Shit]

GoTheHellToSleep

Go The Hell To Sleep!

There are many different ways to be woken up - and truthfully they all suck. See I am a huge fan of sleeping, I could seriously sleep 10 hours a day if permitted. Sadly, those days are gone. Now I have two kids and two dogs that seem to not … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Panic

The Moment the Panic Began

We all use to be something, use to be able to do something, and then it changed. Most of the times it is a gradual shift and you don't recognize the exact moment it changed. And other times you know … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Taxes

Tax Man Taketh

What's that stupid adage - the only thing predictable in life is death and taxes. Well yeah, today the Grim Reaper of finances comes knocking. No person or business enjoys April 15th. The only … [Read More Of This Shit...]

ParentBucketList

My Parental Bucket List

I have heard a shitload about the proverbial bucket list in the last few years. Most people have them; I don't but that should be no surprise. I got to thinking...if I did have one What Would be My … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Why Shopping-11

Why Shopping Sucks

Recently I went to the mall in search of one thing - a pair of black pants. I tried on at least 25 pairs of black pants before I settled on a pair. The fact that I have five pairs of black pants in my … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GoTheHellToSleep

Go The Hell To Sleep!

There are many different ways to be woken up - and truthfully they all suck. See I am a huge fan of sleeping, I could seriously sleep 10 hours a day if permitted. Sadly, those days are gone. Now I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

RonaldMcDonaldretire

Time for Ronald McDonald to Retire

I was watching TV with the 8yo when the newest McDonald's commercial graced us. I couldn't help but mention that Ronald McDonald was a little scary. My lovely child looked at me and said, "Actually … [Read More Of This Shit...]

SignonDiet

20 Signs You Might be on a Diet

I finally accepted that something needed to be done about my weight. It has gotten out of hand and I am unhappy with the way I look and feel. I am at a fork in the road where I can actually do … [Read More Of This Shit...]

MorningHell

My Morning Bullshit

I know this is totally unlike me, but I am gonna go ahead and plow straight into the pile of morning bullshit I am knee deep in. The morning at my house leaves me fucking irate and agitated and all … [Read More Of This Shit...]