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Lexi Goodbye

Goodbye My Dear Friend

She stood guard in the front window daily. The first to warn me of the arrival of a delivery, even if it was for the neighbors, or the garbage man. Her big black block head with it's white stripe down the middle and warrior paint copper markings was my first line of defense. The glass pane is covered in the remnants of her alert. Clumps of black hair tumble through the kitchen, gathering like friends conspiring against another under the cabinets. Her eyes would bear into me, pleading for just … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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I Just Still Want to Pee Alone Book Cover Reveal

A few weeks ago I announced some awesome news with the help of my beloved pup Bear - I'm sure you all remember and were beyond thrilled about it. But just in case you missed it I can now officially roll out my announcement along with the cover of the … [Read More Of This Shit]

A funny look at how I became a bag lady. Are you one?

I Am a Bag Lady, Are You?

I never thought I would be a bag lady, but I am. I have a deep seeded need for bags, and I'm not talking about the kind you throw everyones crap in and lug around on your shoulder. No I am talking about the general all purpose plastic/paper/cloth … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Lexi Goodbye

Goodbye My Dear Friend

She stood guard in the front window daily. The first to warn me of the arrival of a delivery, even if it was for the neighbors, or the garbage man. Her big black block head with it's white stripe down … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Shitastrophy of Epic Proportions

It was our son's 7th birthday and after a special morning event we treated him to breakfast. The restaurant was packed. We placed our order with our waitress and I excused myself to the restroom. That … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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I Just Still Want to Pee Alone Book Cover Reveal

A few weeks ago I announced some awesome news with the help of my beloved pup Bear - I'm sure you all remember and were beyond thrilled about it. But just in case you missed it I can now officially … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Scuba Diving with my Autistic Son

I’m Going Scuba Diving, Lord Help Me

I wanted to give you all a heads up that I will be on vacation the next week and will not be doing any blog posts. Don't worry - you can still read my funny shit over on my FB page (are you following … [Read More Of This Shit...]

How to get out of school - The Shitastrophy

10 Ways To Get Out of School Early

Dear Children of Mine,Each week I seem to have at least one of you contacting me to request I pick you up from school early. The reasons run the gauntlet from illness, aches and pains, to a … [Read More Of This Shit...]

The Highlights from the 2015 Grammys

My Grammy Recap

I don't normally watch the Grammys, but this year my 9 year old daughter was hell bent on watching her favorite Pop divas in action. As a result I was forced to watch two hours of the pre-show and the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Woman Uses Deer Tongue in Vagina

She Used WHAT in her Vagina?

Most people who have followed my blog for sometime know I am no prude. I have gotten on stage in front of thousands of people and tried to blow up a condom when I was in Cancun on Spring Break (I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Super Bowl Party Do's and Don'ts

Super Bowl Party Do’s and Don’ts

It's Super Bowl Sunday and we should hear lots of stuff about inflated, deflated, and firm balls. There will be lots of talk about the commercials, shit this is the only reason probably 25% of people … [Read More Of This Shit...]