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What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 2

This is a multi-part series because this much ridiculousness can not be completed in one post. I highly recommend you read Grand Canyon Hiking Disaster Part 1, if you haven't already.In an effort to get in shape one year I foolishly committed to 9 months of training to reach the goal of hiking the Grand Canyon. Are you thinking, "oh that doesn't sound too bad - I love to hike." Well it is a one mile descent and one mile vertical ascent with switchbacks and high heat - as if that wasn't … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GCanyon Hiking

What The Hell Was I Thinking? Part 1

 I use to be a lot of things (get your mind out of the gutter I am not talking about those things).  I use to be able to eat anything and not gain a pound, I use to be able to stay up all night drinking, I use to have a social calendar that rivaled Princess Kate. What else did I use to be? I use to be in awesome shape.I use to run track. I started when I was in 1st grade and competed for the next 12 years. I was pretty damn good too. I have all sorts of ribbons, medals, trophies, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Vagina Earrings, Enough Said

Most women will tell you the accessories you put with any outfit completes the ensemble. The choice in necklace can make or break a perfect look. Sounds foolish but it's true. Have you ever watched the red carpet reviews? The focus is not only on the amazing dresses but also the selection of jewels. Famous jewelry designers Fred Leighton, Harry Winston, Neil Lane, or Lorraine  Schwartz are always represented.'It's all in the details' is a very true sentiment with regards to women's … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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GCanyon Hiking

What the Hell Was I Thinking? Part 2

This is a multi-part series because this much ridiculousness can not be completed in one post. I highly recommend you read Grand Canyon Hiking Disaster Part 1, if you haven't already.In an effort … [Read More Of This Shit...]

GCanyon Hiking

What The Hell Was I Thinking? Part 1

 I use to be a lot of things (get your mind out of the gutter I am not talking about those things).  I use to be able to eat anything and not gain a pound, I use to be able to stay up all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Vagina Earrings

Vagina Earrings, Enough Said

Most women will tell you the accessories you put with any outfit completes the ensemble. The choice in necklace can make or break a perfect look. Sounds foolish but it's true. Have you ever watched … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The HOA Has Created A Bunch of A-holes

There is a rampant amount of douchery going on in neighborhoods around America and I have had it. When the fuck did it become common to just report people to the 'Almighty Neighborhood Mafia' (HOA) … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Letter to Bra Designers

Dearest Bra Designers,I think we have reached the point in our relationship I can be honest with you. You've been there through weight gain, weight loss, pregnancy, nursing, dating and marriage. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Holy Funk

Holy Hell Am I In a Funk

I have a confession to make.I've reached the point. I'm done. Fried. Toast. Put a fork in me.There are not enough phrases to capture my current mental state. I should be funny, and laughing, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Dear Shitty Shapewear

Dear Shitty Shapewear,We had an agreement and you aren't holding up, or in, your side of it. You are my go to for tightening, shaping, holding, smoothing. I know I have put on a few pounds but you … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Road Tripping With the Family

The Bad & Ugly of Road Tripping With Kids

I got the crazy idea to drive twelve hours with my kids and husband to visit my parents for Easter four days before the actual trip. Yes, clearly I am an awesome planner. I checked plane tickets but … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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GCanyon Hiking

What The Hell Was I Thinking? Part 1

 I use to be a lot of things (get your mind out of the gutter I am not talking about those things).  I use to be able to eat anything and not gain a pound, I use to be able to stay up all night drinking, I use to have a social calendar that … [Read More Of This Shit]

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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – The BOOK

Do you like to laugh? Do you like to know you are not alone in the daily grind that is motherhood? Do you like to read something and think well shit, my kids/family could have it way worse - they could have this lady as their mother/wife. Well … [Read More Of This Shit]

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