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HalloweenThenVsNow

Halloween Then vs. Now

Growing up Halloween was amazing. The whole concept of ringing a doorbell and holding out a pillow case for free candy blew my mind. I loved everything about it. But man has times changed, and not for the better.Homemade costumes - Some of my most awesome memories are making my costume. I was: Minnie Mouse (white paper polka dots pinned onto my favorite red corduroy skirt with a black turtleneck), a laundry basket (my parents ugly ass green laundry basket with the bottom cut out, that … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Minecraft Mods

How to Download Minecraft Mods, For Dummies

My son recently got a new laptop and asked his college educated parents to download a mod for his beloved game Minecraft. It is hard to explain Minecraft if you have never seen it, but if you have kids chances are you know the hell we are about to … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Dear CFL Manufacturers, You Suck

Dear Eco/Energy Smart Light Bulb Manufacturers,I have been meaning to drop you a line for sometime but keep forgetting, because well I am a mom and a busy person (not really). I bought all into your hype about the amazing and awesomeness of your … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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HalloweenThenVsNow

Halloween Then vs. Now

Growing up Halloween was amazing. The whole concept of ringing a doorbell and holding out a pillow case for free candy blew my mind. I loved everything about it. But man has times changed, and not for … [Read More Of This Shit...]

AssholeGroceryStore

Don’t be an Asshole in the Grocery Store

I am starting a weekly guest post feature to the blog. My goal is to introduce you all to some other fantastic humorists (please don't forget who sent you to them and leave me in the dust). The first … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Minecraft Mods

How to Download Minecraft Mods, For Dummies

My son recently got a new laptop and asked his college educated parents to download a mod for his beloved game Minecraft. It is hard to explain Minecraft if you have never seen it, but if you have … [Read More Of This Shit...]

MomPornos

If Moms Wrote Pornos

The longing in my soul was palpable. I needed him. I wanted him. I glanced outside repeatedly, he should be home any minute. I furtively looked around the house, things were strewn everywhere. It … [Read More Of This Shit...]

CFLMFTR

Dear CFL Manufacturers, You Suck

Dear Eco/Energy Smart Light Bulb Manufacturers,I have been meaning to drop you a line for sometime but keep forgetting, because well I am a mom and a busy person (not really). I bought all into … [Read More Of This Shit...]

SexToysforDogs

Sex Toys for Dogs, WTF?

Pets are a wonderful addition to any home. Our home has two Bernese Mountain Dogs that we love dearly. They provide non-stop shredding, pooping, panting, slobbering, farting and more. The kids love … [Read More Of This Shit...]

WTF is a Merkin

WTF is a Merkin?

There is a new word in my lexicon and it is merkin, AKA the pubic wig. How did I not know about this? Sure I have heard of 'gherkin the merkin' but I was under the impression merkin meant a male … [Read More Of This Shit...]

AirportRestroomHorror

Airport Restroom Horror

My husband travels A LOT for business, seriously he lives in the airport. He is on a first name basis with the crew at our local airport he is there so much. The Hubs has seen just about everything … [Read More Of This Shit...]