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Recently I attended the annual LELO red carpet event in New York City at The Pleasure Chest located on the Upper East Side. It was a small venue packed with people from all walks of life. I expected the space to be cozy, I just had no idea it would feel like a literal sardine can. There were two bars serving up much needed drinks which helped me to handle the crowd and the space full of sexual toys that even I had never seen or heard of.I have only ventured into a sex shop one other time. I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Where the FUCK is the Chord?

It is a constant dance in the house of Shit - Riverdance has come to roost in our kitchen and that Mo-Fo needs to go break a leg somewhere else. Daily there is the great migration of chords from our kitchen counter, and I've about had it. First the chord moves a room over. I see it, but let it go because the child using it is laughing or hanging with a friend. Wholesome fun. So it slides. She moves the chord one more room away, will I notice? Nope probably not because it's her and a friend … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The All Time Best Vibrators

When I turned 37 I had a bit of a midlife crisis. I took stock of things in my life and decided that some shit needed to have an extra dose of spice added to it - enter the bedroom. As in sex. As in I had a sudden inclination for wanting to have a lot of really really good sex. My lucky husband. Well our sex life had always been good, but I was ready to take it up a notch. Shit was gonna get real. My mind was locked and loaded on sex toys.Not having a close knit group of ladies I could ask … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Vibrators, Dildos, and Giveaways Oh My!

Recently I attended the annual LELO red carpet event in New York City at The Pleasure Chest located on the Upper East Side. It was a small venue packed with people from all walks of life. I expected … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Where the FUCK is the Chord?

It is a constant dance in the house of Shit - Riverdance has come to roost in our kitchen and that Mo-Fo needs to go break a leg somewhere else. Daily there is the great migration of chords from our … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The All Time Best Vibrators

When I turned 37 I had a bit of a midlife crisis. I took stock of things in my life and decided that some shit needed to have an extra dose of spice added to it - enter the bedroom. As in sex. As in I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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My Kids Are Lazy, Help A Momma Out

My kids are lazy, and yes I know I have a hand in this as well. I'm not in denial, I realize they are lazy because I just don't force them to do more around the house. The thing is, whenever I see any … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Today I am Grateful for the Grateful Dead

I got a case of the U.S. Blues due to so much happening on Shakedown Street. There is little Help on the Way for the citizens of this country, no matter how much Fire is on the Mountain. No matter how … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Stupid 4th of July Injuries

The United States loves their holidays - and the 4th of July is one of the biggest of them all. The weather is good, the food is overabundant, parades are everywhere, and the alcohol flows like the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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21 Ways I’m a Jersey Girl, Are You?

New Jersey is the Madonna of the ‘New’ states no proceeding identifier is needed. It is just ‘Jersey’ to all who live or have lived there. The state gets a bad wrap, thanks to the stereotypes … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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So This One Time at Kid’s Sea Camp

So this one time at Sea Camp...Last week I was at Kid's Sea Camp in Bonaire, a Caribbean island located off the coast of Venezuela near Aruba and Curaçao. I traveled way south to go scuba diving … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

Every year I am flabbergasted at the names people pick for their children. There should be some thought put into this important moniker your child will have associated with him for their entire lives. This should not be a knee jerk reaction, after … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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So This One Time at Kid’s Sea Camp

So this one time at Sea Camp...Last week I was at Kid's Sea Camp in Bonaire, a Caribbean island located off the coast of Venezuela near Aruba and Curaçao. I traveled way south to go scuba diving with my son. (If your knew here read this I'm Going … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Pool Mom Fail

I live in the Midwest where there is no gradual change to pool time. One week it is 30 degrees and a week later you are trying to decide if it really is ok to put the A/C on even though your bedroom is 82 degrees. As a result pool season kinda sneaks … [Read More Of This Shit]

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