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Lets Not Mention my Unmentionables

Today we were headed out of town to visit family and attend my adorable nephew's baptism. I had the pups all set to go to the kennel but got to feeling guilty. They had been there just two weeks ago and I worry about them getting their bellies all upset because we are gone. Seriously, the dogs get major anxiety when we leave them and often times need to be medicated with anti-diarrhea meds (I know more than you wanted to know) when they are left anywhere. I had the genius idea to have our … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Why Shopping-11

Why Shopping Sucks

Recently I went to the mall in search of one thing - a pair of black pants. I tried on at least 25 pairs of black pants before I settled on a pair. The fact that I have five pairs of black pants in my closet and needed another pair (they all shrank) … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Time for Ronald McDonald to Retire

I was watching TV with the 8yo when the newest McDonald's commercial graced us. I couldn't help but mention that Ronald McDonald was a little scary. My lovely child looked at me and said, "Actually Mom he is a total freak and needs to go away." … [Read More Of This Shit]

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30 Signs You Have a Boy

I grew up with only sisters and was unaware of the many nuances of having a boy in my family. And then God laughed and gave me a boy as my first born. I had no idea what I was in for, and I would never have it any other way. That being said...I have … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Who Stole My Spandex? Book Cover Reveal!!

Last weekend I enjoyed myself at the Erma Bombeck Humor Writers conference in tropical Dayton, OH. One of the highlights of any conference is that you get to really meet people you have virtually met before. I had the opportunity to break bread, … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Lets Not Mention my Unmentionables

Today we were headed out of town to visit family and attend my adorable nephew's baptism. I had the pups all set to go to the kennel but got to feeling guilty. They had been there just two weeks ago … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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30 Signs You Have a Boy

I grew up with only sisters and was unaware of the many nuances of having a boy in my family. And then God laughed and gave me a boy as my first born. I had no idea what I was in for, and I would … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Who Stole My Spandex? Book Cover Reveal!!

Last weekend I enjoyed myself at the Erma Bombeck Humor Writers conference in tropical Dayton, OH. One of the highlights of any conference is that you get to really meet people you have virtually met … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Moment the Panic Began

We all use to be something, use to be able to do something, and then it changed. Most of the times it is a gradual shift and you don't recognize the exact moment it changed. And other times you know … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Tax Man Taketh

What's that stupid adage - the only thing predictable in life is death and taxes. Well yeah, today the Grim Reaper of finances comes knocking. No person or business enjoys April 15th. The only … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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My Parental Bucket List

I have heard a shitload about the proverbial bucket list in the last few years. Most people have them; I don't but that should be no surprise. I got to thinking...if I did have one What Would be My … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Why Shopping Sucks

Recently I went to the mall in search of one thing - a pair of black pants. I tried on at least 25 pairs of black pants before I settled on a pair. The fact that I have five pairs of black pants in my … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Go The Hell To Sleep!

There are many different ways to be woken up - and truthfully they all suck. See I am a huge fan of sleeping, I could seriously sleep 10 hours a day if permitted. Sadly, those days are gone. Now I … [Read More Of This Shit...]