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25 Ways You Might Be a Redneck

I recently learned my home town is listed in the top ten most redneck towns in Michigan (you can read the article here), and then as if that wasn't awesome enough the town we have our lake cottage in was also a top ten redneck town! I know pretty fucking amazing shit, don't be jealous.What exactly makes my town(s) so awarding of these high honors? Well apparently a low high school graduation rate (yay stupid people) and a love of hunting or fishing is required. Also, the number of dive bars, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Grocery Store Fail

I'm not gonna lie, the kids finally leaving for school was pretty nice. You know what I did with all that free time? I worked, uninterrupted for hours. It was divine. I started a project and was actually able to devout real time to it! I don't think I can stress how close I was to losing it there at the end, trying to work almost full time from home with my kids interrupting me for all sorts of awesome shit. But not anymore!I know I should treasure the time at home with my kids, and I do, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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You Can Take Your Swag and Shove It

Dearest Swag Giving Companies,I know you think your shit is awesome and that we are just DYING for free shit here in America, and we are, but there is a limit to the amount and kind of shit we want. We don't want your free stress ball, because we will probably give it to a child who will pick it apart creating a bazillion reminders of our stupidity. We don't want a water bottle you paid $.99 for that leaches the taste of plastic into our drinks while leaking down our shirts. We don't need … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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25 Ways You Might Be a Redneck

I recently learned my home town is listed in the top ten most redneck towns in Michigan (you can read the article here), and then as if that wasn't awesome enough the town we have our lake cottage in … [Read More Of This Shit...]

The Shitastrophy

Grocery Store Fail

I'm not gonna lie, the kids finally leaving for school was pretty nice. You know what I did with all that free time? I worked, uninterrupted for hours. It was divine. I started a project and was … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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You Can Take Your Swag and Shove It

Dearest Swag Giving Companies,I know you think your shit is awesome and that we are just DYING for free shit here in America, and we are, but there is a limit to the amount and kind of shit we … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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30 Must Have Mom Skills

It's almost the start of football season, and although the draft and signing days have passed I wondered what it would look like if I could draft the perfect Mom Team. This team would require multiple … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Old Habits Die Hard

My parents are old school. They insist their formal living room be maintained as the official greeter of all guests. It is the host to all of the entertaining they do. Here's the thing - they don't … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Sports Bra Failure

Dearest Sports Bra of Mine,Your one job is to keep things in and you do one hell of a job. Nothing is escaping you, and that includes me. You got the market/boob cornered in containment. You … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Shit You Played With as a Kid

While on a recent trip I was reminded of the GROSSEST Thing ever, so naturally I have to share it with you all. I grew up in the 1980's in New Jersey along the coast line. I was lucky enough to have … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Back to School

23 Reasons My Kids Need to Go Back-to-School

Summer is taking its toll on me, and probably you too. The kids are home and by now I have exhausted all possible tactics to keep them out from under my feet. I have farmed them out to friends, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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You Can Take Your Swag and Shove It

Dearest Swag Giving Companies,I know you think your shit is awesome and that we are just DYING for free shit here in America, and we are, but there is a limit to the amount and kind of shit we want. We don't want your free stress ball, because we … [Read More Of This Shit]

Mom football

30 Must Have Mom Skills

It's almost the start of football season, and although the draft and signing days have passed I wondered what it would look like if I could draft the perfect Mom Team. This team would require multiple star players because NO ONE CAN DO ALL THIS SHIT … [Read More Of This Shit]

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