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Why We Chose a Montessori Education for our son with ADHD and Autism

Why We Chose Montessori

I am the mother of a moment maker. I use to grumble at this title. I was constantly giving up moments to his teachers for various issues he had during the day. I never thought that I would one day accept my moment maker for what he is – perfect.Through the years, my moment maker has been called a spirited child, inquisitive, a non-traditional learner, disruptive, clumsy, and the list goes on. He has been tested, retested, and refused testing. He is probably the most documented kid in the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Awkward Kid Conversations

I have a fight or flight mentality, and flight is my go to reaction for all things awkward. This normally comes into play when one of my kids asks me something that I would prefer to have the sky open up and swallow me whole then answer. However as a … [Read More Of This Shit]

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My Recap of 2014, It’s not all Shit

This week the calendar moved forward another year. You were either dragged by your hungover ass or bounced happily into optimistic hell. I was more the hungover hell this year and even if I wasn't I am not known to be an optimistic person. I am a … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Why We Chose a Montessori Education for our son with ADHD and Autism

Why We Chose Montessori

I am the mother of a moment maker. I use to grumble at this title. I was constantly giving up moments to his teachers for various issues he had during the day. I never thought that I would one day … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Parents, Curses, and Vaginas

My parents are embarrassed I curse. According to my mom cursing is only for behind closed doors or when she's driving. I try to respect them and know well enough to never drop a F-bomb when I am in … [Read More Of This Shit...]

A funny look at how I became a bag lady. Are you one?

I Am a Bag Lady, Are You?

I never thought I would be a bag lady, but I am. I have a deep seeded need for bags, and I'm not talking about the kind you throw everyones crap in and lug around on your shoulder. No I am talking … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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37 Ways Not To Be an Asshole

In case you live on a commune, or are a hermit, you may not have noticed how overpopulated the world has become with assholes. People everywhere have lost the ability to be kind to one another, or … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Sometimes your kids hit you with a question straight out of left field. Here's how I answered this tough parenting moment.

Mama, Am I Beautiful?

My 9-year-old daughter slinks into my office. It is the night before the dreaded spelling test, and as usual we are now just reviewing the words. She struggles with a few as I reluctantly quiz her. I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Little FU to United Airlines

Dear Asshole Flight Attendant,Back in November I flew on your airlines, United, from my home town to Newark airport. I typically fly on Delta (because miles) but your company recently instituted a … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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My Other Love

Often times when you are deep in the throws of infatuation you miss the negative things about your new special friend. They may be a little rough around the edges, or clingy. Maybe they send you on a … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Another Damn Snow Day?!

My kids are off school today for yet another snow/cold as shit/arctic ass blast of air. Yes, I understand the reasoning for having my precious little chitlins home, again, but it doesn't mean I have … [Read More Of This Shit...]