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I Just Want to Be Perfect - PIWTPITT

I Just Want to Be Perfect Book Launch!

Today is the official launch of I Just Want to Be Perfect - the 4th installment of Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat's New York Times Bestselling hysterical series. This book is all about the cult of perfection. As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Death in the Family

Missed My Flight, But Got My Wings from the Angels

The last two months have been filled with a lot of pain and sorrow for me and my family. On March 17th my father passed away after an extended illness. Somehow knowing his death was imminent helped me when his time came to pass. I thought I had said all my goodbyes, cried all my tears, and made all my plans for 2016, but I was wrong.Shortly after my father passed my Aunt (my father's sister), the woman I am named after and that my daughter is named after, became gravely ill. She had never … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Morning Hell, or Heaven?

Most mornings in my house consist of me waking and dreading the next hour of my day. It is nonstop action from the moment my feet hit the floor, and believe me I'd rather them not. I have two dogs that insist upon being walked and fed before any other activity in the house is done. Then there is the requisite uniform conversation where I will learn the girl's uniform isn't washed. I have been known to throw that uniform right into the dryer with a dryer sheet, tumble, and voila! a clean uniform, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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I Just Want to Be Perfect - PIWTPITT

I Just Want to Be Perfect Book Launch!

Today is the official launch of I Just Want to Be Perfect - the 4th installment of Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat's New York Times Bestselling hysterical series. This book is all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Death in the Family

Missed My Flight, But Got My Wings from the Angels

The last two months have been filled with a lot of pain and sorrow for me and my family. On March 17th my father passed away after an extended illness. Somehow knowing his death was imminent helped me … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Mass

Morning Hell, or Heaven?

Most mornings in my house consist of me waking and dreading the next hour of my day. It is nonstop action from the moment my feet hit the floor, and believe me I'd rather them not. I have two dogs … [Read More Of This Shit...]

West Bay Roatan Honduras

Things I learned in Roatan: Monkey’s are A**holes & Bring Enough Cash

We spent a week in Roatan, Honduras scuba diving with an amazing group called Kids Sea Camp. The program brings together families from around the world that are interested in vacationing in tropical … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Honduran Spa Massage

My Awkward, yet Authentic, Honduran ‘Spa’ Experience

Because it's me and shit ALWAYS goes wrong there were a few moments on my trip I could have done without. While on my second dive I went to look up and had shooting pain down my shoulder, leaving me … [Read More Of This Shit...]

photo credit: Memo Pastora / Mayan Divers / Roatan, Honduras

Scuba Diving in Roatan, Honduras with my Autistic Son

Scuba diving was never on my bucket list of things to do in life. I never pined to swim below the water surface and explore reefs, or experience sea creatures of varying sizes. However, it was my … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Running on Empty

Running on Empty

I've been known to judge people, I know this is shocking. I don't judge everyone, but there are certain groups of people that fit into my judgyMcjudgerson criteria - people who run out of gas are … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Ahole Neighbors

My A**hole Neighbors Strike Again

Some shit in my life I can't even make up if I tried. The house next door to me has a long running history of assholes living there. There have been three home owners in the last fifteen years and all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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West Bay Roatan Honduras

Things I learned in Roatan: Monkey’s are A**holes & Bring Enough Cash

We spent a week in Roatan, Honduras scuba diving with an amazing group called Kids Sea Camp. The program brings together families from around the world that are interested in vacationing in tropical locales while their children safely become … [Read More Of This Shit]

Honduran Spa Massage

My Awkward, yet Authentic, Honduran ‘Spa’ Experience

Because it's me and shit ALWAYS goes wrong there were a few moments on my trip I could have done without. While on my second dive I went to look up and had shooting pain down my shoulder, leaving me only able to look down. This is not the safest … [Read More Of This Shit]

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