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Rocky Mountains

Anyone Else Done?

I have a sense of doneness to myself I have never had before. I would like to think it is my new medicine, but maybe it’s just me. Maybe I have reached the pinnacle of a mountain where the other side is just me hitting every bump on the way down. I feel as if I have been climbing this mountain for months, and now that I am at the top I wonder why.Why am I here?Why am I so burnt out?Why do I bother?I don’t have the answer to any of these things. I have spent the last three months … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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When I Lost My Car at the Airport

My job required constant travel around the country and you would think by now I would have traveling down. But you would be wrong. I'm running late, as usual, because I had one too many at dinner the night before with my fiancé and his best friend. His friend was visiting for the weekend and they were headed to a major collegiate football game. Meanwhile I was headed to Boston for work.I speed down Highway 121 in Dallas, weaving in and out of traffic, frantic I was going to miss my flight. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Vibrators, Dildos, and Giveaways Oh My!

Recently I attended the annual LELO red carpet event in New York City at The Pleasure Chest located on the Upper East Side. It was a small venue packed with people from all walks of life. I expected the space to be cozy, I just had no idea it would feel like a literal sardine can. There were two bars serving up much needed drinks which helped me to handle the crowd and the space full of sexual toys that even I had never seen or heard of.I have only ventured into a sex shop one other time. I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Rocky Mountains

Anyone Else Done?

I have a sense of doneness to myself I have never had before. I would like to think it is my new medicine, but maybe it’s just me. Maybe I have reached the pinnacle of a mountain where the other side … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Airport Parking Lot

When I Lost My Car at the Airport

My job required constant travel around the country and you would think by now I would have traveling down. But you would be wrong. I'm running late, as usual, because I had one too many at dinner the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Vibrators, Dildos, and Giveaways Oh My!

Recently I attended the annual LELO red carpet event in New York City at The Pleasure Chest located on the Upper East Side. It was a small venue packed with people from all walks of life. I expected … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Where the FUCK is the Chord?

It is a constant dance in the house of Shit - Riverdance has come to roost in our kitchen and that Mo-Fo needs to go break a leg somewhere else. Daily there is the great migration of chords from our … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The All Time Best Vibrators

When I turned 37 I had a bit of a midlife crisis. I took stock of things in my life and decided that some shit needed to have an extra dose of spice added to it - enter the bedroom. As in sex. As in I … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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My Kids Are Lazy, Help A Momma Out

My kids are lazy, and yes I know I have a hand in this as well. I'm not in denial, I realize they are lazy because I just don't force them to do more around the house. The thing is, whenever I see any … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Today I am Grateful for the Grateful Dead

I got a case of the U.S. Blues due to so much happening on Shakedown Street. There is little Help on the Way for the citizens of this country, no matter how much Fire is on the Mountain. No matter how … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Stupid 4th of July Injuries

The United States loves their holidays - and the 4th of July is one of the biggest of them all. The weather is good, the food is overabundant, parades are everywhere, and the alcohol flows like the … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

Every year I am flabbergasted at the names people pick for their children. There should be some thought put into this important moniker your child will have associated with him for their entire lives. This should not be a knee jerk reaction, after … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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This One Time at Sea Camp

So This One Time at Kid’s Sea Camp

So this one time at Sea Camp...Last week I was at Kid's Sea Camp in Bonaire, a Caribbean island located off the coast of Venezuela near Aruba and Curaçao. I traveled way south to go scuba diving with my son. (If your knew here read this I'm Going … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Pool Mom Fail

I live in the Midwest where there is no gradual change to pool time. One week it is 30 degrees and a week later you are trying to decide if it really is ok to put the A/C on even though your bedroom is 82 degrees. As a result pool season kinda sneaks … [Read More Of This Shit]

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