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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – The BOOK

Do you like to laugh? Do you like to know you are not alone in the daily grind that is motherhood? Do you like to read something and think well shit, my kids/family could have it way worse - they could have this lady as their mother/wife. Well chances are yes or you wouldn't be following my blog. Would it shock you to know I have more stories of failed parenting moments I have not shared with you all? Well, it shouldn't. I have saved the best and most outlandish moments for times like … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Shitastrophy of Epic Proportions

It was our son's 7th birthday and after a special morning event we treated him to breakfast. The restaurant was packed. We placed our order with our waitress and I excused myself to the restroom. That was when the most horrific, horrible, grotesque … [Read More Of This Shit]

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I Just Still Want to Pee Alone Book Cover Reveal

A few weeks ago I announced some awesome news with the help of my beloved pup Bear - I'm sure you all remember and were beyond thrilled about it. But just in case you missed it I can now officially roll out my announcement along with the cover of the … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Top Stupid Girls Names 2013

When naming your child I believe it is important to consider that this human being actually has to go through life with the name you selected. Seems an obvious, but some parents missed the memo. Last week I highlighted The Top Stupid Boys Names of … [Read More Of This Shit]

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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – The BOOK

Do you like to laugh? Do you like to know you are not alone in the daily grind that is motherhood? Do you like to read something and think well shit, my kids/family could have it way worse - they … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Oh You’re Not Dying, You’re Just Old!

A few years ago my period went from being a hiccup to a force to reckon with. I had always had a regular and light period, and then all of a sudden it changed. I was caught off guard numerous times, … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Memoirs of a Dilettante Volume Two Book Launch!

I am excited to be a part of the unveiling of Helena Hann-Basquiat's soon to be released book - Memoirs of a Dilettante Volume Two! Below is an excerpt she so lovingly provided for your reading … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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You Asked, Here’s the Answers

I have been blogging for just about two years now and have had the opportunity to meet some amazing people both virtually and in real life. I have to say it's pretty awesome making a connection with … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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42 Things I have learned as a Parent

Parenting is hard work. I'm not gonna say it's the hardest, cause well I would imagine there are many many other jobs that are even more demanding and have little to no pay with zero appreciation tied … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Crazy Sex Injuries

Some people have a very adventurous sex life, and as a result sometimes things happen that leave the common man wondering how in the world did you ever think that was a good idea. I mean most people … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Surviving Mental Illness Through Humor Book Launch

The Shitastrophy is a place for laughter, a lot of laughter - and I try to bring it on a regular basis. But it is also a place where I share the things that make me who I am. The things that have … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Hello My Little Friend

I shoulda known she would find it. The child can find anything I don't want her to find in seconds. Chocolate boom she's on it, new chapstick poof! It's gone. It's like a gift, some kids have the gift … [Read More Of This Shit...]