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The Shitastrophy Does Hawaii

The holidays brought us together in the most wonderful way...a family vacation to Hawaii! We live in Michigan, so it is a requirement our travels bring us somewhere warm, and the hotter the better. The other constraint we have when traveling is we must fly Hubs beloved Delta (because he's some point rock star and I learned last year when we flew United that he is a big baby when demoted to Zone Five boarding) and staying at a Marriott Vacation Club (another point thing).When I first booked … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Christmas Card Photo Fail

I thought I was making my life easier, I thought that instead of spending hours pouring over 500 cell phone pics because I never use my real camera I would take the kids to my favorite photographer to get our Christmas card done this year. After all, it's been awhile since I had a picture of them together because well they're jerks and can't pose for a picture without some disaster. I thought I would avoid all that, but I was wrong.The day of the photos I remembered that I do carpool and … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Shit Happens at White House Black Market

Shit happens to me on a somewhat regular basis. Just the other day, I needed to partake in some retail therapy so I headed to my favorite store, White House Black Market. Typically I don't shop, like ever, and when I do it is because I have an event which lures me into the store. So you can imagine how pissed I was that I was surpassing my beloved nap for a clothing store.I entered the great WHBM and casually scanned the room. I didn't really need jeans, and I wasn't going anywhere that … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Shitastrophy Does Hawaii

The holidays brought us together in the most wonderful way...a family vacation to Hawaii! We live in Michigan, so it is a requirement our travels bring us somewhere warm, and the hotter the better. … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Christmas Card Photo Fail

I thought I was making my life easier, I thought that instead of spending hours pouring over 500 cell phone pics because I never use my real camera I would take the kids to my favorite photographer to … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Shit Happens at White House Black Market

Shit happens to me on a somewhat regular basis. Just the other day, I needed to partake in some retail therapy so I headed to my favorite store, White House Black Market. Typically I don't shop, like … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Penny for Your Thoughts?

The other day while wasting time/avoiding doing any actual work I was scrolling through Facebook and came across the most adorable, the sweetest looking little puppy - and I was smitten. My good … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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Our Son’s Journey to an Autism Diagnosis

In the last week I have had two separate conversations about our son Jacob's Autism diagnosis. I have decided to share our journey in hopes it helps other parents who are currently undergoing the same … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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The Dorito As the Holy Trinity, Or Not

The other day we were driving home from some kid activity when my daughter announced with gusto from the backseat of the car, "I GOT IT!", while shoveling handfuls of Doritos in her mouth. (I'm all … [Read More Of This Shit...]

Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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A Visit with my Psychologist

Today I am headed to my psychologist. I don't write a lot about my therapy stuff because seriously who wants to know that I am certifiable? Ok, well maybe a few of you want to know. I can best be … [Read More Of This Shit...]

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2014 Baby Boy Names

Top Stupid Baby Boy Names 2014

I searched through 2 Million (11) registered baby boy names in the United States Social Security Office to provide this detailed list of parenting gone bad. I have organized this post so that the Name is capitalized and the number of occurrences is … [Read More Of This Shit]

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The Double Meaning of Words with Kids

I am that parent. The one that finds certain words my children say hysterical, and not because they pronounce them incorrectly - although that is adorable too. No I am talking the double meaning of words and the joy it brings me as a mother. There … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Fall Fuckers

It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia.My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day of birth. Nope I say bring that fucker on. My whole … [Read More Of This Shit]

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Shit I Say to My Kid

When I became a parent I never dreamed I would say 99% of the shit I say to my kid. I am constantly left thinking WHAT THE FUCK. It seems more and more I have to ask my child to stop doing something, or ask a question that leaves me thinking..."Where … [Read More Of This Shit]

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