Wait, Vaginal Dryness Is In?

  Recently it was reported women in certain areas of Africa and Indonesia are taking one for the team and ‘drying out’ their vaginas in the name of satisfying their male partners. Yup, you read that right. They are doing the exact opposite of what most women in the world are doing. Apparently vaginal dryness […]

Sex Toys for Dogs, WTF?

Pets are a wonderful addition to any home. Our home has two Bernese Mountain Dogs that we love dearly. They provide non-stop shredding, pooping, panting, slobbering, farting and more. The kids love them with all their heart, The Hubs puts up with them, and I am smitten. The biggest problem with our massive 100 lb. […]

WTF is a Merkin?

There is a new word in my lexicon and it is merkin, AKA the pubic wig. How did I not know about this? Sure I have heard of ‘gherkin the merkin’ but I was under the impression merkin meant a male anatomical member and gherkin was another way to reference jerkin. Apparently I was wrong. I am […]

What the Hell is the Deal with the Lawn Crap?

I grew up in NJ and I don’t remember lawn ornamentation being as rampant as it is in the Midwest where I now reside. I do remember a few Jersey lawns with a guy holding the lantern. Then there were a few horse hitching posts prominently displayed, which has been out of use for oh […]

A DNA Testing Mobile, WTF?!

A friend of mine posted a picture of a DNA testing mobile (emblazoned with – Who’s Your Daddy?!) on her Facebook page and I was instantly like – seriously WTF is this! I mean come on people…a truck that drives around New York City testing clients for paternity? What in the hell is this world […]

Awkward Conversations with My Employees, part II

I have been sharing awkward conversations I have had with employees in a past lifetime. I highlighted the conversation with Milton about the peter trimming he was getting done in preparation for his big wedding day. You can read all about that here. Today I am sharing a lovely little story about another truck driver. […]

WTF Pet Holiday Gifts

Christmas is just around the corner and right about now you may be realizing there is nothing under the tree for that furry four legged pal. I remember one year I didn’t get anything for our pets and my daughter, who was about 5 at the time, got very quite and upset after we opened […]

Turkey Testicle Festival

I have never really thought about the parts of the Turkey that were not used –  head, feet, and testicles. Yes, the testicles – obviously only male Turkeys have this issue. Well worry no more! There are events around the country, and in Serbia (it’s international!) that feature Turkey Testicles as the main attraction. Yummy! […]

When Adult Birthday Parties Go Wrong

A couple of years ago my husband and I were invited to an acquaintance’s 42nd birthday party. Yes, that is correct it wasn’t her 40th or 50th, or shit even her 45th – it was her 42nd. We were not very close, but our kids were so I begrudgingly accepted. My close friend was also […]

Child Cage Fighting, WTF?

Up until a few days ago I had no idea that Child Cage Fighting, technically called Pankration, existed. Even more shocking is that an 3 million US children are participating in this activity. In case you haven’t heard about this you can read about it here. I’ll wait, go ahead and read it. Ok, you […]

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