It should come as no surprise that a craft I did was a complete fail. For the record, I have done a few craft projects over the span of my life that were good – hell a few were even great. But more times than I care to admit, my foray into crafting has turned into a typical Shitastrophy. My most recent fail was the Trivia Night Holiday Sweaters that I made for the hubs and I.
I should note that I never go into these adventures expecting a fail. Nope. Time and time again I embark on my craft creations with the full expectation that they will be A-Maze-Ing. I am not sure why, I have no artistic background of any kind. My stick figures even suck. I can not draw a straight line without help, and even with help the chance of the line being crooked is astronomically high. Shit I failed cutting in kindergarten!
The thing is though, my mind’s eye keeps tricking me into believing that I can totally rock a craft. That same damn eye convinced me that my Holiday Christmas Tree Sweater would look just like the one I saw on Pinterest. BTW I would like to say – Fuck You Pinterest. I was even so demented that I thought I could make one for my husband too!!
Well the only good thing that came out of my Holiday Sweaters were that they were so god awful that they were featured on the blog CraftFail.com This is where the bad of the bad, the worst of the worst, the complete and utter epic disasters are showcased. So I take great comfort in knowing that my fail was so bad that it is the BEST of the Bad! So to that I raise my glass and say Damn Fucking Right!
Now go over to Craft Fail by clicking here and check out me and the hubs’ horrible holiday sweaters. Enjoy.