It is What The Shit Wednesday! Yeah You!
I took my son to Wendy’s and parked next to this vehicle. I immediately whipped out my phone and started snapping away like we were on a photo shoot. If you remember my Truck Nuts post was also taken at a fast food place with my daughter – coincidence? I think not.
In the name of investigative journalism (or blogging) I delved into why this person had 4 stuffed animals tethered to her car rack.
I found out that sometimes people affix stuffed animals to their bumpers in honor of a loved one that has been lost in an accident. This strikes me as a little weird. If I lost a loved one in an accident I would not want to desecrate their memory by tethering a large cow or dog or pig to my vehicle and drive it through rain, snow, or leave it to bake in the summer sun. I am also going to eliminate this since her back window had CONGRAT’s sloppily written on it.
So taking off from the Congrat’s, written by a 10 year old, I thought well maybe this is the new ‘I got married so I am going to decorate my car with weird ass shit fad?’ But if you were going to decorate a car, wouldn’t it be a nicer vehicle than a piece of shit, rusted out, green 1990 nissan something? The movies show mustangs, convertibles, limos, etc. being strewn with some cans, organza, or fancy ribbon. Is this the white trash version? And if this is what these weird ass stuffed animals are there to celebrate why are they still there? It was a mid-week afternoon, and it was at Wendy’s. Not the most romantic post nuptial location.
What else could these trophy’s represent? Are these animals there because she doesn’t want them inside her car, but wants us to all know she loves stuffed animals like my 8 year old? Or is it to find her car quickly in a sea of vehicles? She probably won’t wander the parking lot looking for her lost chariot with these affixed to them. One quick survey of the cars and bamm! You totally will find your POS! Genius!
What do you think they are there for?
1) To remember 4 lost loved ones that died in a car accident?
2) I got married white trash decorations?
3) To find her car in crowded lots?
4) To show her love for all things stuffed and animalesque?
Let me know what you think! Cause seriously I got nothing.