So How’s the Diet Going?

I started dieting about 6 weeks ago, living on asparagus and salad with a side of chicken, hold the cheese, butter, sauce, and flavor for the rest of my life. I was doing quite well, but then shit hit the fan and there was a family emergency requiring extensive travel. There were copious amounts of […]

The Pre Diet Workout

Congratulations, you decided to start a diet! The week before the diet starts is really one of the most important times of the entire actual diet. There is all sorts of prep work that goes in to being successful with your ambitious goal to go from being well known amongst the wait staff at multiple restaurants […]

20 Signs You Might be on a Diet

I finally accepted that something needed to be done about my weight. It has gotten out of hand and I am unhappy with the way I look and feel. I am at a fork in the road where I can actually do something about it, or continue to pack on more weight perpetuating my self […]

I Am a True Shitastrophy

So I have something to share…something that Julie over at Next Life, No Kids told me I HAD to share. I didn’t want to, it was too embarrassing (you know it’s bad if I think it’s too embarrassing!). It’s always easier to share someone else’s embarrassing shit…but when it’s yours well….not so much. The other […]

Hey Skinny Ladies – Please Shut Up!

Can I just ask all the skinny ladies to please shut the fuck up about being fat. For the love of God, just shut up. I don’t want you to commiserate with me, at all. I see that you are probably a size 2 and really I just don’t want to listen your horror weight story, […]

Are serving sizes made for toddlers?

Yesterday I spent the day embracing my inner domestic goddess. How you may ask? First I went to the grocery store, with an actual list that corresponded to a predetermined menu for a week of meals for my family and get this, I followed the list. This alone was shocking and unheard of. Typically I […]

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