Lies We Tell About The Elf on The Shelf

If you are a parent with a child under the age of 12 you have probably heard of The Elf on the Shelf. As you know, The Elf returns to Santa every night to report on your child’s behavior and then magically reappears in a new place upon his/her return. The inter webs are full of ideas that […]

I Am a Bag Lady, Are You?

I never thought I would be a bag lady, but I am. I have a deep seeded need for bags, and I’m not talking about the kind you throw everyones crap in and lug around on your shoulder. No I am talking about the general all purpose plastic/paper/cloth bags. I am an equal opportunity bag whore. I’ll keep […]

How to Win at Making an Ugly Christmas Sweater

Pinterest is over flowing with ideas to fancy up your house this holiday season. Fellow mom’s I know are warming up their glue guns and ensuring their Fiskar™ scissors are as sharp as a Samurai’s sword. All of this has made me believe that I too could be a Craft Goddess. And I am, just the […]

Merry Elfing Christmas – Drink!

Let’s face it – most things that are painful can only get better with alcohol. This definitely applies to the Elf on the Shelf. I have devised a drinking game (for the 21 and older group) to help make this new over exposed tradition a little more fun. So in the ‘spirit’ of the holidays […]

The Best Holiday Shit Gift List

  It is the time of the year when we frantically search for that perfect gift for loved ones, neighbors, co-workers, and other people that have impacted our lives in the last year. Some people are easy to shop for, sweater for Grandpa – check, pound cake for Aunt Louise – check, gift card to […]

Top WTF Kids Toys of 2013

The holidays are just around the corner, and even worse – Black Friday is even closer. It is time to try to figure out what the hell to get our over indulged little munchkins! I have done extensive research to try to find the top most annoying, horrible, and just down right Why In God’s […]

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