It’s Fall Fuckers

It is fall fuckers and there are all sorts of shit about this season that makes me scream Alleluia. My birthday is just around the corner, and I am not one of those people that dreads their day of birth. Nope I say bring that fucker on. My whole family has to be nice to […]

25 Ways You Might Be a Redneck

I recently learned my home town is listed in the top ten most redneck towns in Michigan (you can read the article here), and then as if that wasn’t awesome enough the town we have our lake cottage in was also a top ten redneck town! I know pretty fucking amazing shit, don’t be jealous. What exactly […]

30 Must Have Mom Skills

It’s almost the start of football season, and although the draft and signing days have passed I wondered what it would look like if I could draft the perfect Mom Team. This team would require multiple star players because NO ONE CAN DO ALL THIS SHIT THEMSELVES. Mom’s hold so many hats and are only one person, […]

21 Ways I’m a Jersey Girl, Are You?

New Jersey is the Madonna of the ‘New’ states no proceeding identifier is needed. It is just ‘Jersey’ to all who live or have lived there. The state gets a bad wrap, thanks to the stereotypes perpetuated on the Real House Wives of New Jersey or the Soprano’s. Many are true to a slight degree, […]

Pool Mom Fail

I live in the Midwest where there is no gradual change to pool time. One week it is 30 degrees and a week later you are trying to decide if it really is ok to put the A/C on even though your bedroom is 82 degrees. As a result pool season kinda sneaks up on me. […]

Super Bowl Party Do’s and Don’ts

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and we should hear lots of stuff about inflated, deflated, and firm balls. There will be lots of talk about the commercials, shit this is the only reason probably 25% of people even watch the Super Bowl (I may be part of this percentage). Some businesses shoot their whole advertising load on […]

37 Ways Not To Be an Asshole

In case you live on a commune, or are a hermit, you may not have noticed how overpopulated the world has become with assholes. People everywhere have lost the ability to be kind to one another, or think how their actions will impact another. I’ve reached my tipping point of douche baggery and now I am forced […]

The Best Holiday Shit Gift List

  It is the time of the year when we frantically search for that perfect gift for loved ones, neighbors, co-workers, and other people that have impacted our lives in the last year. Some people are easy to shop for, sweater for Grandpa – check, pound cake for Aunt Louise – check, gift card to […]

Enough with the Pumpkin Shit!

Hi, my name is Alyson and I hate pumpkin flavored everything. It feels good to finally get that off my chest. I realize I am in the minority, so I make my announcement while ducking for cover from the pumpkin that will surely be whipped my way. When did America turn into the land of pumpkin? The […]

My Kids Need to Go Back To School, STAT!

Days are getting long and nerves are getting short here at the homestead. My nerves are getting frayed like an old rug.  I don’t know why I though working from home while having two children here full time would be possible, because it is not. I have chauffeured to the point of break. I have […]

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