Recently I took my daughter and her friend to a dining establishment where I happened to see blue balls hanging off the back of a truck! WTF is that all about? I risked my life grabbing this picture for your enjoyment.
I had to look up what the hell this is all about? Inquiring minds needed to know. I turned to my trusty buddy Google.
The first thing I stumbled across was Urban Dictionary that described them to be: A pair of testicles attached to the rear of a car or truck used as an international symbol allowing homosexual men to identify each other. Red or blue colors are used to indicate if the vehicle owner is a “top” or a “bottom” while other colors indicate “no preference” as well as usual, or unusual preferences.
Size of the nuts have no direct relationship to the actual size of the owner’s penis and are usually misleading – (good to know, thank you Urban Dictionary)
So this confused me a bit, if these are a symbol identifying homosexual men couldn’t they go for something less grotesque? Cause seriously we all know gay men are way more fashionable and cultured than to allow a pair of blue or red nuts sway off the back of their vehicles. This could not be why these blue balls were on this truck. I think it is safe to say this reason is completely false, there is no Brokeback Mountain behind the purpose for these special items.
I had to keep digging.
Definition 2 from Urban Dictionary,
Originally bulls-balls, and now also human looking scrotum hanging from underneath the back of a truck. Usually to remind followers that the truck is masculine. Different colors indicate subtle meanings. Usually considered a redneck acroutrament.