I always wanted a tattoo in college but never got one, mainly because I was broke but also because I had this thing about voluntary pain; I pledged to myself I would avoid it at all costs. A lot of my friends, and my college boyfriend (s) had tattoo’s. The tribal band was very vogue when I went to school, there was no shortage of black ink disasters on pasty non-muscular white biceps, yuck.
The girls had butterflies, dolphins, and other adorable little animals doodled onto their bodies. Many times it was on the hip, or the lower part of their calf. Not too many did the tramp stamp – that time had not yet come. I was always kinda jealous though, I wanted a tat to show my independence, my bravery, my spontaneity. I wanted one on my taught little 110 lb bod that would clearly communicate my coolness. Well things have changed apparently, because in the last week I have stumbled across a few tattoo’s online that have left me thinking -What The Fuck. Did you see I actually spelt that out? No little WTF, no shortening it because this shit is un-fucking-real.
1. The face tat – This is never a good idea. It is hard to get a job when you have words, pictures, or symbols permanently imprinted on your face. It tends to be distracting to your qualifications and intelligence. This one seemed redundant though, cause clearly by the look of this chick’s expression she already is a little nuts.
2. Cartoon Tattoos – This is questionable at best. Cartoon tat’s look ok when you get them at 18, but as you age your tat just ages you. It is hard to look at a 40 something year old that has a cartoon of the Tasmanian Devil on his arm and not think – wow that was not a good choice. However, this one here is a whole new level of wow. And even though it can be hidden under a shirt, it should never ever have happened in the first place. I give you Disney tattoo’s on men = NO! Disney on a man’s ass = Absolutely NOT! Disney 7 Dwarfs, with one missing and cave surrounding your crack = WTF Are you thinking? And clearly you have no friends.
3. Tattoo’s that scream I am a Whore/Slut/Stripper etc. – I think I have found the one that may be the pinnacle of all ass tat’s. The one that truly makes you stop and think WHAT.THE.FUCK was this girl thinking?! When she is 50 how is that going to look? Not good because it already looks horrible! Or how about if/when she gets pregnant – when she is spread eagle with her hoo-ha out for all to see part of this lovely note will be readable by the entire staff. That is going to come up around the water cooler later, I guarantee it. I would be a little embarr’ass’ed. So without further adieu I give you the worst fucking tattoo ever, though she did rhyme it so that’s something, right?
Have you seen, or do you have any tattoo fails? If they are this bad please no photos!