MY Favorite Shit

This is one of my top read posts, people have stopped me to tell me how hard they laughed at this story. It took me a while, but eventually I found the funny in one of the most painful experiences of my adult life. I highly recommend you check out this story if it is your first time to the blog. This is why it’s called The Shitastrophy.

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Brazilian Wax

I love this post so much, and so did many many people. Scary Mommy picked it up and it has had over 266K shares! YAY! Do you hate snack bags? I do, and apparently so do a lot of other people.

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Snack Bag Hell

This is another one of my favorites, and most read posts because it goes to show you that when you think you know it all – you really don’t. There is always something to learn, and behold a simple scroll through Pinterest can change your life forever.

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WTF is a Merkin


Every year I have broken down the United States Social Security agency’s top baby name list for the year before. It’s extensive, and takes a lot of man hours, and undoubtedly pisses someone off. The goal is not to upset a parent, but to point out that some names are not in the best interest of the child and question if the parent truly thinks through the moniker they affix their child. This a fan favorites.

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I think the world is full of a lot of assholes, too many assholes. People have forgotten how to not be a freaking jagoff to other people. It’s not that hard really.

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37 Ways Not to be an Asshole

I’m not always sharing my thoughts on things that will most likely offend someone, somehow, someway. I also sneak in some stuff on my kids, because their awesome and their my kids. If you want to hear my rants you also got the option to know the other side of me – my family.

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Sometimes your kids hit you with a question straight out of left field. Here's how I answered this tough parenting moment.

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Finally I love my dogs. I have always had a dog in my life since I was 21. Recently I lost my beloved Bernese Mountain Dog Lexi. I wrote a tribute to her. She was both a pain in the ass and the most awesome animal rolled into one. Her heart was so big, she just wanted to be loved. I could sympathize with that. When I had to put her down unexpectedly I was devastated.

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Lexi Goodbye